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December 5, 2006

YET ANOTHER TROJAN WITH BLOOD ON HIS HANDS  
These charges are the FIRST THING Byrd's CAUGHT all year long
Dominique Byrd could be Dominique Jail-Byrd if found guilty of smashing a glass in (or "stabbing") some guy's face; Byrd, whose hand was lacerated, must not have gotten the trOJan memo: Wear tiny GLOVES when you stab people
Byrds of a feather flock together, and that explains why sc leads the Country in Rape and Assault allegations.

Just two short days after the trojans' devastating loss at the Rose Bowl, one of their troubled Tight Ends from last year, Dominique Byrd, got in trouble again.

Byrd, you'll remember, was the player whose jaw was broken when teammate Steve Smith punched him over a video football game wager. So could it be that the St. Louis Ram Rookie felt the need to prove himself in another fight?

Before we continue, it should be pointed out that Byrd's lawyer proclaims his innocence (just like Johnnie Cochrane did), and says that the investigation will prove the charges bogus and greed-motivated.

But until they are, we can still discuss the allegations. And from what we know about trOJans, the charges don't sound all that far-fetched. SUPPOSEDLY, Byrd was in some club, groping the ass of a taken woman. The woman's man confronted Byrd, who then took a drinking glass, and smashed it right into the guy's face. With a slightly different version of events, one reputable outlet states that he actually "stabbed" the guy in the face with the jagged edge of the broken drinking glass. The victim's face was badly cut up, and in an "unrelated matter," Byrd's hand was also cut up. Maybe he cut it on the zipper of the victim's girlfriend's pants.

The key words in this story are "if found guilty." Because as you know, trOJans don't GET found guilty. With the power of sc and the Rams, Byrd will have the best lawyers money can buy, and maybe even the best judge that money can buy.

Maybe Byrd will vow to find the Real Glass Smashers. OR, maybe he'll wait 10 years, then write a book on how we WOULD have done it.

Below are 6 CAPTIONED photos --Byrdshots and more.
Turnabout is fair play:  Last year, Byrd was piling on the Bruins.  Now, the Bruins (and we) are piling on Byrd.  
Care to dance?  Apparently, there is lots of special slow dancing in prison cells (but with no music).
Mona Lisa smile -- Do you get the feeling that the girl on the right knows something that you don't?
The infamous sc brain surgeon/cheerleader did it again -- She CHEERED when the BRUINS successfully converted a Point After Touchdown
Ankles aweigh!  
THE END (Don't you just love happy endings?  Can you say 13-9?)
 

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