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TROJANS NOT WELCOME --
The Hall of Fame Voters have spoken... and inflicted a Big Mac Attack.
Ex-trojan monstrosity Mark McGwire found out yesterday that his years of alleged steroid abuse have finally caught up with him. The Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown will NOT be displaying a bust of McGwire any time soon, as the Voters have denied the ex-trojan entry... and it wasn't even close. McGwire would have needed about THREE TIMES as many votes as he actually got. Maybe Mark shouldn't have stonewalled Congress? You think that might have lost him some votes?
He DID get enough votes to return to the next ballot... where he can be humiliated like this all over again, time and time again.
Craig Ferguson suggested that McGwire shouldn't despair, because he did get into the Shriveled Testicles Hall of Fame. Maybe, but we think that even shriveled scrotums wouldn't want Big Mac to join their ranks. After all, scrotums have integrity.
And speaking of shriveled testes, sc's best football player, by far, is leaving school. Dwayne Jarrett, who almost quit school when he got homesick, is quitting school now to cash in in the NFL. That leaves Pete Carroll with nothing. No big stars to carry the trojan torch. Is it a coincidence that Carroll just met with the Owner of the Miami Dolphins, who is looking for a Coach? Pom Pom says that there's no way he's leaving. He was emphatic -- Almost as emphatic as Nick Saban was when he denied reports of him leaving the Dolphins for Alabama.
If Carroll goes to Miami, would you root against his Dolphins? Us too.
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