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January 25, 2007

CROOKS ON TAPE  
Reggie Bush and his family are reportedly CAUGHT ON TAPE receiving illegal gifts while Reggie was STILL PLAYING at sc
Yahoo!

And yahoo to Yahoo, who has broken this story. Apparently, what we have been telling you for years is finally going to be proven correct in open court: Reggie Bush and his parents took over $280,000 in gifts and compensation while Reggie was at sc -- thus violating NCAA rules -- and the FBI now has recorded evidence.

Supposedly, the slimy agent who was trying to sign Reggie wanted some insurance (i.e. blackmail material) in case he refused to sign with him, so he taped portions of conversations between him and the Bush clan, including Reggie.

There is an ongoing Federal investigation which will allegedly prove the Bushes' guilt beyond a shadow of a doubt. This revelation will lead to usc forfeiting their undeserved BCS Title, and Bush having to give back his Heisman. In other words, total shame and humiliation for the entire trOJan family.

Speaking of which, another ex-trojan is apparently in trouble for a truly pathetic reason: It is being reported that Sean Salisbury has been suspended by ESPN for taking photographs of his PENIS with his cell phone, then showing the image to women at ESPN regardless of their protestations. Salisbury Steak, anyone? Does it come with gravy?

IF this is all true...What A SCumbag!! ESPN is refusing to release details of the suspension, but more than one major website has revealed what we believe to be Sean's definition of "phone sex." From what we have heard of Sean's dating exploits in the 80's, this all comes as absolutely no surprise.

Also no surprise is that Salisbury's new nickname at ESPN is "Sean of the Dead."

Hey Sean -- It's NOT a compliment when you hear people say "What a Dick!"
 

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