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January 29, 2007

NFL FINGERS BUSH  
Reggie's classless finger-pointing costs him $5,000, just as earlier screw-ups are coming back to taunt him
$5,000 is just the tip of the Bush-berg.

Ex-trOJan Reggie Bush has $5,000 worth of change between the cushions of his couch, so it was probably worth it to him to taunt the Bears' Brian Urlacher last week while LOSING to Chicago in the Playoffs. It got him lots of screen time and extra publicity, even though his team lost. He probably doesn't care that it was HIS arrogant taunting that spurred the Bears to a 23-0 run that closed out Bush's Saints for the Season.

But Bush has much bigger problems than this slap on the wrist by the NFL. First of all, he and his family are now facing lawsuits over their pullout from the Sports Marketing Agency that they tried to start. It was announced this week that the partners in that failed venture both plan on suing the Bush family, apparently for breach of contract. It sounds like all the GIFTS that the Bushes got will be outlined in the court proceedings, thus permanently outing Reggie and his NCAA-violating cronies at Figueroa Tech. And don't try blaming the evil Agents for manipulating the naive Bushes -- This report implies that the whole Agency was the Bushes' idea, and that they came to the Agents for money.

So, if these lawsuits are successful, not only will the Bushes potentially have to pay back all their ill-gotten gains, but Bush would be declared retroactively ineligible. The trojans would have to forfeit all their games, and their undeserved Championship. And of course, Little Lord Tauntleroy's Heisman would be on a Repo Man's list of things to snatch.

Is all this tauntingly familiar? Of course it is -- Months ago we said that this would all come to pass.

Look who's taunting now. Instead of winning the Super Bowl and "going to Disneyland," he's now just "The Taunted Manscum."
 

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