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Look -- It's a story about trojan girls going down against their will that doesn't involve any of their Football players --
Something happened in Las Vegas this weekend that we refuse to let STAY in Vegas: The UCLA Bruins won another National Championship. Now it doesn't count as the 100th NCAA Title for the School, but it was Super Sweet for another reason: The rival trojans finished second. Never before has there been a better example of the old axiom: The 2nd place finisher is just the first Loser. What's more, is that the consensus of the actual performers from various schools felt that sc did not come close to DESERVING their 2nd Place finish. It makes sense: If they can get to the Pac-10 Refs, and the NCAA Rules Infractions Committee, and to the Los Angeles D.A.'s Office, why shouldn't they be able to get to some Dance Competition Judges? Apparently, the gap between the Bruins and trojans was so massive, that the judges, despite the duress, just couldn't give sc the crown.
So how did the Bruins do it? By performing a routine choreographed by a member of the team, Brett. While Karl Dorrell continues to be under fire despite beating sc and costing them a National Championship, Brett should have no such problem. You can actually witness it, first-hand, when Cal and Stanford come to Pauley Pavilion next week, and the Dance Team performs their Championship-winning routine.
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Speaking of UCLA being unparalleled while pretenders are exposed, there is another great reason to cheer this week: After 200 consecutive weeks in the Top 25, Duke has finally dropped out. This preserves UCLA's position at the top of the Sport, as the Bruins' 221-week Streak is #1 All-Time. Duke has lost four games in a row for the first time in 11 years, and is 5-6 in the ACC. Coincidentally, the Coach K = Wooden crap has ceased.
Isn't it amusing to see the mighty Blue Devils suck so severely, at the exact same time the also formerly-mighty Boston Celtics have lost a Franchise-worst 18 straight? And the best part of Boston's demise is NOT the image of Red Auerbach turning over on his cigar in his grave; Rather, it's the fact that ex-trojan and longtime loser Brian "Veal" Scalabrine is a integral part of the Celtics' (lack of) success. The only sad part of the nightly Boston Massacres is that they have to be endured by two ex-UCLA Cheerleaders, who this year made the Celtics' first-ever Dance Team. And by the way, SCREW the idiots who think that the introduction of the Dance Team has LED TO the downfall of the team.
Below are 8 photos as a tribute to the Bruins and their National Championship. However, we don't know WHICH girls from these 2006 photos actually took part in the Vegas competition. All we know for sure was that Chelsey was involved, Brett did the choreography, and once again, the Bruins BEAT SC!!
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