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What a pucking ice-hole...
Did you think Football, Basketball, and Baseball Players were the only trojan athletes who break the rules (and/or laws)? Now you have to add Hockey to that list, as a trojan Goalie showed that Trojan Class knows no boundaries.
After getting fed up with the officiating during a game at BYU, Junior Netminder Mickey Meyer apparently just LOST IT. He pulled down his heavy-duty padded Goalie pants around his ankles, and he mooned the Mormons. As if that weren't bad enough, he proceeded to jam his hockey stick between his legs and ride around on it like it were a horse.
So still with no pants, he's galloping around the rink on his stick, just like Traveler and Tommy Trojan, who also wears no pants. Usually, "riding bareback" means that NO TROJAN is involved, but this guy is ALL trojan. So, to top it off, as he is riding around like Steven Tyler during "Back in the Saddle," Mickey starts slapping his ass, like he's urging his horse to gallop. Sounds like the Cowboy from the Village People performing at a Bachelorette Party, but all ON ICE.
So naturally, Meyer was immediately ejected from the game, but then, a fan -- who's an off-duty cop -- arrests him for lewd behavior in public.
So once again the question comes up: How does sc find these guys? Why do they have so many athlete meltdowns? This guy came to sc from 3000 miles away. Did they recruit him and decide that he was "trojan material," or did they get a clean slate and turn him into a trojan a-hole? With steroids, perhaps? They say that steroids cause erratic behavior, and riding your stick around an ice rink in Utah certainly qualifies as erratic, don't you think?
Fig. Tech has already issued an apology, but will continue to be the butt of jokes for a while. Their filthy rich Alumni was concerned momentarily, but only because they heard something about "Frozen Assets."
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