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Is Snoop Dogg now recruiting for usc?
The biggest recruit that sc Basketball has ever inked just got arrested for drugs, and he hasn't even arrived in South Central yet.
O.J. Mayo, a Point Guard and the #1 High School player in the Country, looks like he will fit right in with the sc Athletic Program. He will certainly import Snoop Dogg from the Football sidelines to courtside at the Galen Center next year, to watch his Bud Brother get high off the hardwood. Maybe Todd Marijuanavich will return to campus to party with the new O.J. too.
Are you starting to see why this guy would pick usc in the first place? He's going to go Pro after only one year, he doesn't want to study, and he certainly doesn't want to give up The Chronic. Welcome to sc, O.J. There are some guys on the Football team who have hundreds of X pills in their room, and everyone knows about it, but no one gets in trouble. You can bet they can get you some Purple Bubba Kush, or whatever strain of Weed that you prefer.
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The team that O.J. will be joining is apparently a bunch of quitters. How else do you explain falling behind by 39 points, to a team that they beat twice during the regular season? A THIRTY-NINE point deficit. It wasn't until the Oregon scrubs came in that sc cut the margin, making the Final only 81-57.
The trojans blew so many lay-ups that you'd swear they were all stoned. It was so bad, Coach Tim Floyd said that they might be seeded 16th, if the committee saw this game. Of course, Stoners don't like Seeds.
The trojans who seemed to have taken the biggest bongloads were Gabe Pruitt (2-for-12) and Lodrick Stewart (7 missed shots, 3 Turnovers, 0 Assists). Even Nick Young played like he was wasted, missing 5 of 8, and not handing out a single Assist. Not to say that trojans are selfish, but Taj Gibson, Stewart, and Young, along with Wilkinson, N'Diaye, Cromwell, and Austin, combined to amass ZERO Assists in ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTEEN MINUTES of playing time. And it's not like Oregon was playing really tenacious Defense with a 30 point lead either.
The trojan Defense was just as selfish and lazy as their Offense. Just ask the Ducks' Bryce Taylor. The Encino native hit ALL ELEVEN of his shots, including SEVEN Three-Pointers, and all three of his Free Throws, for a Career-High 32 points. You would think after Taylor entered "The Zone," sc might try to adjust, but he just kept getting good look after good look.
If you got a "good look" at this game, you might not have sc going too far in your Brackets next week -- Quitters don't usually fare well in March.
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Some quick Football Notes:
1) UCLA Star Linebacker Donnie Edwards just signed a three-year deal to return to the Kansas City Chiefs. Donnie is a little past his prime, but is still in damn good condition, and has the smarts to compensate for the lost step that is inevitable after a decade and a half in the League.
2) The Raiders signed Super Bowl Star Dominic Rhodes to be their new Running Back. Rhodes isn't a Bruin or a trojan. So why do we care? Because we thought that the Raiders were going to make ex-trojan Justin Fargas their #1 Running Back this year. Apparently, they had no faith in him, and decided to spend a bundle to get someone who doesn't suck.
3) We don't do "recruiting news," but word is that sc tried but failed to steal several incoming Bruin Football recruits this week. Is it POSSIBLE that sc's "White Nation" web site might have rubbed a few prospects the wrong way? How about the fact that Pom Pom and his Coaches know all about it, and have decided NOT TO PUNISH the pseudo-Racists at all? There has got to be SOMEONE at Dorsey High who has a problem with that, don't you think?
"It's Springtime for Hitler, and u, sc."
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Below are a half-dozen photos where it could be argued facetiously that the basketball trojans have been practicing their pre-game toking for when Mayo arrives.
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