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IF HE'S NOT LIT, YOU MUST ACQUIT!!
This crap just keeps getting harder and harder to swallow -- Okay, so trojan uber-Recruit O.J. Mayo is cruising the 'hood with his Homeys, when the cops pull them over for circling a known Drug Dealing Crackhouse. The cops then find drugs in the car, and arrest everyone. But O.J. swears that he didn't inhale. In fact, he says that he didn't even know that his friends HAD Pot on them. And everyone believes him. Are you kidding??
How many times have you gone on a Drug Run with your friends, but not known that you were actually ON a Drug Run?
So O.J.'s pals backed up his story, and once again, an O.J. walks. So why do you think these guys would take the blame to protect Mayo? Could it be that they think they might get COMPENSATED once Mayo signs his $100 Million Shoe Contract? Well, they are right. They just saved him a World of hassle, and maybe even his plan to go to Fig. Tech. Even Tim Floyd may have re-considered Mayo after a Narcotics arrest. Wait a minute. This is SUC, home of Snoop Dogg and a win-at-any-cost mentality. They still would have welcomed him with open arms, and three Sorority tutors for each class that he'd be pretending to take.
Mayo's pals are sitting pretty now. We wouldn't be surprised if SUC had already rewarded them for saving their Basketball Program, BEFORE they confessed. And we would be shocked if Mayo doesn't eventually show his appreciation too.
So with all this pressure/incentive to lie, why would anyone believe these guys? How naive do you have to be? There is a raving SCum lunatic on Bruin Zone trying to spin this with Mayo just being a squeaky-clean victim of circumstances. What a f*cking idiot. Between him and a certain doom-and-gloom cretin who drives immaturity to a new low every day, that site is STILL absolutely unreadable for us.
So while O.J. #2 was getting this reprieve, O.J. #1 was getting a kick in the nuts. Do you know what Simpson's #1 priority is? If you guessed "his kids," you haven't been paying attention. It isn't finding the Real Killers, either. O.J.'s #1 Priority of Life is STIFFING MR. GOLDMAN. All The Juice cares about is making sure that Goldman never gets one dime out of him. O.J. is talking about the Multi-Million Dollar Judgement against him, that he has always refused to pay. O.J. has said that he won't do anything that generates income, so that Goldman gets the shaft.
To further stick it to Goldman, Simpson wrote that "If I Did It" confession-novel. Simpson said that he wasn't getting any money for it. Then, public outrage killed the book. Fast-forward to yesterday, when the RIGHTS to the Book were just given to Goldman. So now, we WANT the book to be released, so that Goldman gets some Millions thanks to O.J.'s labor, while O.J. has to just sit there and deal with it.
Of course, it doesn't seem like enough of a comeuppance for O.J. Goldman hiring a Hitman would seem much more poetically judicious. However, you have to remember that O.J. has dedicated his miserable life to making sure that Goldman gets bupkis, nada, nothing. So anything that slices to O.J.'s core is a good thing.
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March Madness Notes:
In practice this week, Darren Collison sprained his ankle and Josh Shipp jammed his thumb. Both are expected to play on Thursday, but don't expect the Bruins to be at full strength. Hopefully, Collison can get some needed rest, and Russell Westbrook can get some valuable Tournament experience, without letting Weber State make a game of it.
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