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April 10, 2007

DISTURBING THE PEACE  
Peace on Earth, Peace on Earth, Don't Run with Scissors, and Peace on Earth
You have made it exceedingly clear to us that you prefer photos of UCLA Cheerleaders to articles about Baseball, even if the players are Bruins.

So despite the fact that the first hit, first run, first run batted in, and first Home Run of the Year at Dodger Stadium were all achieved by a Bruin, you don't get to read the story. Instead, you get the Cheerleader photos (and three Football Player Practice photos) that we consider the honorable mentions from San Jose.

These photos don't need captions, so our work is basically done for tonight. We'd just like to dedicate them to the overly-prude, overly-religious freaks that still have issues with them. A long time ago, George Carlin said that the only women that were violently anti-abortion were the women that you wouldn't want to screw in the first place. Why do we get the feeling that our complainers are fat, old, ugly wannabes, who are just jealous of the beautiful girls and all the adulation that they receive? The big question is: Why do they keep coming back to this site?

And another thing: We have heard massive amounts of complaints about UCLA's Fan Appreciation Day. Obviously, we were not CLOSE to being alone in our slight disappointment. Maybe if some kids had actually gotten run over by vehicles during the chaos, instead of the near-misses that we witnessed, the people upset with our critique would understand that IT'S NOT ABOUT SWAG.

[Note: The Dodgers lost their Home Opener to Colorado 6-3, as UCLA Star Garrett Atkins led the Rockies with a 1st inning Home Run and 2 more RBI's later in the game, to insure the Dodgers' loss. And by the way, the initial word is that the new parking system was a complete and total clusterf*ck (What a surprise)]
 
 
 
 

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