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If it's good enough to go into Cornhole, it's good enough to eat?
Is National Cornhole King Carson Palmer's Agent a Bruin? First he apparently convinces Palmer to lend his name to a "sport" called "Cornholing." Then, he gets him to model for ads sticking foot-long weiners into his mouth.
If Palmer's Agent isn't a trojan-hater, then is it possible that Palmer is flaming? Perhaps you can look past "Carson's Cornhole Classic," since it's sort of a charitable community relations-type project, but the sausage-hawking is purely greed. They could have picked any product, but they decided to feature Carson in the pose with which he was most comfortable.
If you look at the one-two combo punch of Cornholing and Meat Tubage, maybe he's trying to tell us something?
Is it Rob Halford all over again? The lead singer of Judas Priest used to dress in biker leather and chains, and was overly-flamboyant in the early videos. But he was still a hedonistic Metal God, and when he finally came out, by being the Grand Marshall of a Gay Pride Parade, his headbanging male fans were stunned.
But just like with Palmer, as time passes and you look back, you'll wonder how you DIDN'T know.
The trojan meatwads out there will point out one fatal flaw with this rotisserie-ing of Palmer: Michael Jordan also sold weenies. Yes, MJ did an ad campaign for Ball Park Franks, but THEIR slogan was that they plump when you cook them, which already makes the ads COOL, and, Michael was rarely, if ever, shown in print with a weiner pointed right at his mouth like a boxcover for a Gay Porno DVD.
Maybe the Sausage company can get Carson's old buddy Reggie to do some ads too, because you've GOT to respect the versatility of a weiner that can satisfy Cornhole AND Bush. But Cornhole Carson is the perfect Spokesmodel, because doesn't thinking about Cornholing make you hungry to eat a a big brown juicy sausage?
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