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When your Role Model is Paris Hilton, you know you're in trouble.
Just a little while back, Paris Hilton was on top of the World. The Hotel Heiress had a thriving modeling career, a hit Reality TV Show, a steamy Commercial, and even her own catchphrase. Yes, you could say, "That's hot."
Then Paris started hanging with ex-trojan Matt Leinart, and everything fell apart. Matt's team sucked, Paris' show sucked, Paris sucked on video, and then Paris sucked down a few too many in front of a bar before getting behind the wheel, so now she's going behind bars.
And while Paris was sucking about town, she had a companion named Kim Kardashian. No, not the Chihuahua, but the next best thing: A human with a similar loyalty and slightly shorter attention span, who worships everything that Paris touches. First she duplicates the Porn effort, and since Paris was kanoodling with an ex-trojan footballer, shouldn't Kim do the same? So Kim had Paris and Matt set her up with Reggie Bush.
Paris and Matt have already gone their separate ways, while Kim and Reggie are still being seen together. Of course, Kim has recently been spotted with someone new, so the bling of St. Reggie may be wearing off already. And just when they were becoming the new Matt & Paris.
But before the relationship is just a distant memory: What are the odds that the porno-star daughter of O.J.'s lawyer/accomplice will do something illegal and wind up in jail with her idol and fellow sex-tape star? Doubtful. Her Dad may be dead, but she probably knows a shipload of top-flight legal wizards. Of course, connections didn't help Paris this time, so it depends on if the jury likes Kim as much as Reggie does.
It seems like only yesterday that sc law grad Robert Kardashian was explaining what happened to the items that Simpson gave him after the infamous incident. It was Kardashian who came out of a 3-year retirement to join Simpson's legal Dream Team, free of charge, to help explain away ALL the pesky evidence.
Many felt that the longtime friend of O.J. was one of the few people living who truly knew without a doubt who committed those murders, and that he literally had Nicole and Ron's blood, from the bloody clothes, on his hands.
All thanks to basically hiding the contents of a sack (belonging to an ex-trojan tailback accused of foul play)... Which is exactly what Kim did, when her Saint came, marching in.
Now if only the NCAA would come marching into town, with subpoenas FORCING Reggie to come clean, thus exposing a filthy dirty Program with a solid recent history of GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER.
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