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May 31, 2007

PINKARD SEES PINK ELEPHANTS BEHIND THE WHEEL  
How they got behind the wheel he'll never know, but Josh Pinkard is not in the pink after becoming the second trojan DUI announcement in two days
Everyone strives to be in the pink, but usc and their Safety Josh Pinkard are feeling a little blue right now, after revealing that Jerry Buss wasn't the only trojan endangering countless innocent lives out on the roads this month.

Just hours after Buss was Bussted, sc disclosed that on May 18th, Pinkard was nailed for swerving on the Freeway, and arrested for DUI.

Coach Pete Carroll says that "OF COURSE" they will handle it internally. Does that include the call to the CHP to have the whole thing tossed? Since Pinkard lost his starting Safety job last year due to injury, Pom Pom has some leeway here. He doesn't really NEED Pinkard, so maybe this time, he'll break with his pathetic history of NOT doing anything to his players who break the law. It's not like when his Tailback miraculously raised his grades to become eligible right after the other Tailbacks got injured. After all, this year sc is supposed to have the best Defense in College Football History, without Pinkard starting. They just better hope they don't have to face any Vince Young-types, who can expose Carroll's schemes, just like VY did in one of the greatest games in History. Up until that fateful game, THAT sc Defense was also supposed to be great.

On the other side of the ball, John David Booty was just installed as the co-favorite to win the Heisman Trophy (along with a Tailback from WVU). He'll have to generate more than NINE points a game to live up to that hype.

With a little serendipitous timing, Booty will LOSE the Heisman the same day that Reggie Bush loses his.
 

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