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Why does everyone keep unfairly picking on usc? Why are the trojans such false accusation magnets?
Just this week, two different trojans were exonerated after suffering through some heinous and unwarranted attacks. Linebacker Rey Maualuga was facing some obviously bogus charges from an ex with a chip on her shoulder, who must have gotten her bruises somewhere else (and NOT from the bumper of a booster's car).
Almost simultaneous to this announcement of Rey's unquestioned innocence came the disclosure that Linebacker Kulaka Maiava was NOT guilty of striking a 17-year old co-ed in a Hawaii altercation, as was previously, and erroneously, reported.
The REAL "story" is that Kulaka was a hero (like most trojans), pulling his brother out of harm's way. Apparently, an entire sorority was ganging up on him, attempting to give him a happy ending. Luckily for him, his brother was there to save him from that horrific fate. Believe it or not, and this is truly part of the new story: The girls have already apologized for their inappropriate behavior.
How dare they falsely accuse a usc football player. On second thought, it seems to be the en vogue thing to do these days. Maybe the girls just wanted to fit in.
It is not necessary, or worth the bandwidth, to list here all the falsely accused trojans, but Safety Josh Pinkard is now vying to make that list, and the trojans are reportedly pulling out the big guns to make it so.
Lawyer-to-the-trojan-Stars Carmen Trutanich is supposedly being pegged to defend Pinkard against his DUI charge. Trutanich was supposedly THROUGH with sc after they refused to let his daughter (pretend to) get an education there. But Pinkard failed his blood test, so sc didn't need an attorney, they needed a magician -- Abra cadabra, here comes Carmen, back to demonstrate that Josh, like all the others before him, is completely innocent, and does not deserve to be disciplined.
Will it be a faulty chain of custody on the blood sample, or will there be a tardy or mis-filed motion by the trojan D.A. that allows Pinkard to skate on a technicality? Neither, because, like all the others, Pinkard is 100% innocent, and all Trutanich has to do is get the TRUTH to surface, and all will be fine in trojanland (as usual).
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