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Are you having a wonderful dream? Did the UCLA Cheerleaders just show an interest in you?
Don't worry. If you were having a dream where the most captivating group of women in the known universe were paying attention to you, we wouldn't dream of waking you up and ruining it... because then it would be a nightmare.
You are not dreaming, so we don't have to pinch you. Just in the nick of time for Bruin fans, we get to deliver some good news:
The UCLA Spirit Squad is reaching out to you -- Bruin fans and trojan-haters -- and asking for your advice. The Squad does not want to be out of touch with the average Bruin fan, and wants to know what you're thinking.
Do you have any requests from the Cheerleaders??????????????
Okay, besides that!
C'mon, this is one of our rare, SERIOUS articles. This is all for real. THEY contacted US, seeking feedback from YOU. So don't hesitate to write in (use the link below), and tell us ANYTHING that you want to communicate to the Girls (and guys, if you must!).
For instance: Do you like the Uniforms? Are they too revealing? (?!?); Do you like the dance routines?; Should the (graduated) Juggler be replaced? What would you change?
How about: "Why don't they ever come cheer in front of OUR section?!?"
The girls are also more than willing to answer any questions that you have for them, like "How many girls try out?" and "How does it feel knowing that your photo is being taken by literally THOUSANDS of cell phone cameras?"
The Squad's savvy leader has gone out of her way to show us understanding, patience, and tolerance, was nothing but friendly to us, and is totally sincere in trying to bridge the gap between her Squad and the Bruin fans. So we recommend that you take advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to have a REAL IMPACT on an American Institution. How often do you get asked about something, where your personal, individual response could effect a change in performances seen by Millions across the Globe?
Not that we're looking for choreography suggestions, but even your simple pet peeves could be helpful if communicated properly. Just think if the Rose Bowl ASKED about putting the rows so close together, BEFORE we all felt the need to sue for knee ligament damage.
This squad is pretty good about following the action, and utilizing the appropriate cheers at the correct times. This is not sc, after all. Also very important is that when they come into the stands, they always drop to their knees when appropriate. [HEY -- Would you please get your minds out of the gutter? We're talking about ducking so as not to block the fans' view of the action! You people are just horrible]. But you still might have other constructive suggestions, and the cool thing is: THEY ARE LISTENING!
We now have an open channel of communication with the head of the Squad, whose shrewd leadership is (we believe) the driving force behind this highly-commendable effort to reach out to the fans.
The fact that they are using US to accomplish this admirable feat is by far our biggest honor, since we were told that our photos were being used to cheer up Robert Kibble when his battle with MS escalated. [See? We TOLD you this was a SERIOUS article].
So, we IMPLORE you once again, to use the link below, and write in, to share your thoughts. If you EVER considered writing in, THIS is the time. We really want to deliver some substantive feedback -- Because after EVERYTHING that these girls have done for us (and "put up with" from us), it sure would be nice to finally "give something back."
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Click here to drop us a note about the incomparable UCLA Spirit Squad
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