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What the F?!? Can't we get ONE LOUSY DAY free from trojan infestation? This City needs a trojan-free zone.
And just when you thought it was safe to go back to the beach...
Pete Carroll and a large portion of his sc-version of the Mean Machine showed up at the Manhattan Beach Open on Sunday, for the Finals of Pro Volleyball's "Wimbledon."
We were there JUST for the Bruins who were still alive going into Sunday's action, but we were brutally and UN-pleasantly surprised when Pom Pom and his busload of miscreants showed up.
However, it did afford us an all-time classic moment: When Carroll and his Bathhouse Boys were introduced to the crowd, the expected roar of applause NEVER CAME. There must have been WAY MORE Bruin fans than trojan fans in the bleachers, because the response wasn't even luke-warm. If it wasn't due to a preponderance of Bruin fans, then maybe it's because more and more regular people are finally becoming aware of just HOW Carroll and company have put together their Program, with violation after violation. Or maybe the stench of all those Rape Allegations doesn't go away as easily as the charges do.
So, feeling unwanted, the trojans quickly dispersed (before the inevitable chants of "13-9" were about to begin). Not very many stuck around for the conclusion of Voleyball -- Instead, they milled about, demanding free food while shoving their laminated, all-access V.I.P. passes in everyone's faces like they owned the Beach. They are not Owners of a Beach, however, each one may be a Son of a Beach -- because Carroll recruits in his own image.
Speaking of images, below are some images of the Cuervo Girls (i.e. trojan recruiting tools), and of some trojan girls who allegedly TRIED to be Cuervo Girls, but failed the Entrance Exam (One tequila, two tequilas, three tequilas, floor?)
"Tequila trojan." Is that like "To Catch a Predator?"
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